I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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