Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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