was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
