I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you never un-have a 4some
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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