he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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