I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
