with your own penis?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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