I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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