Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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