Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Come see our sink grown plant.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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