Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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