Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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