Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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