On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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