Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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