No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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