If that was your dad, he is hot
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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