Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.