Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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