So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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