Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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