'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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