He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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