It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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