did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
smell my finger.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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