so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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