Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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