I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
