yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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