just tell him i said nine months
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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