I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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