I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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