I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Do I have a choice?
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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