Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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