Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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