How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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