I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
