i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
4 words: hood of his car
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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