Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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