Barsexuality is the new black.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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