I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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