you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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