I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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