well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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