When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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