So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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