Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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