my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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