My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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