I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
we're so committed to being not committed
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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