im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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