I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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