took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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