Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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