I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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